Ode to Our Campus Hosts
From Everyone at Grebel
O, ever beloved campus hosts -- you we will miss,
From dealing with fire alarms to hearing the boiler room hiss
You are always helping out the dons and giving great advice
And inviting us into your apartment - you're so nice!
We may own your butt (Felipe) in a video game,
But really, your hair is your claim to fame
Thanks for doing lock up and dealing with our sass,
And waking up in the middle of the night (Erin) to clean up broken window glass,
You are both so wonderful, charming, hilarious and great
We truly thank you for being our mates,
We hope you had a fantastic time here and do not fret,
You have not gotten rid of us Grebelites - yet!