Doug & Quack, the Two Duck Friends
By: Brittany Hicks, Anneke Pries-Klassen, Raphs
Once upon a time, Doug and Quack were hanging out at the Duck Pond like every other Tuesday. Doug looked at Quack and said “Hey Quackdoodle!! You are my very very bestest friend!” But on this day, trouble was a stirrin’ in the Duck Pond. A terrible event was about to happen. The local Duck Tim Horton’s was to be shut down and it just so happens that Quack was addicted to Timmies Roll Up the Rim and this would kill him.
The local duck Gang, “Les Conards”, was behind the fall of the Pond’s beloved Tim Hortons. Anneke “le bec”, was the enforcer of Les Conards, with her trusty swimming side kick Raphie ‘le fort’. Brittany “l’incroyable” was the leader. She was the mastermind behind this terrible ploy. She had been pouring mercury into the Timmies coffee. After three Duck Pond citizens had dropped dead, and Quack had begun acting loopy, the Ponds health inspector decided to shut down this Timmies.
Doug and Quack were so sad about Timmies being closed that they held a bake sale to raise money for Tim Horton’s. During the bake sale, Granny Duck came by and told them about Les Conards, and the mercury they had been putting in the coffee. This was heartbreaking for Doug and Quack. So they decided to send they’re …special friend... the pigeon to spy on Les Conards and learn their routine.
So Doug and Quack, from pigeon’s information, learned that Les Conards were actually scared of coffee and that’s why they trying to kill of Tim Horton’s. Because Doug and Quack were pacifist Mennonites studying PACS and Canard Grebel, they decided to take a non-violence approach to the problem and practice public nudity and pluck out all of their feathers as way of protesting. After plucking out all of their feathers, Doug screeched out “FOR FREEDOM!” Les Conards were shocked by this and gave up on their poisoning of Timmies coffee and didn’t know what to do about their fear of coffee. So, Mary Goosebaker-Zehr came to the pond and settled the issue by introducing tea at Tim Horton’s and everyone lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time, Doug and Quack were hanging out at the Duck Pond like every other Tuesday. Doug looked at Quack and said “Hey Quackdoodle!! You are my very very bestest friend!” But on this day, trouble was a stirrin’ in the Duck Pond. A terrible event was about to happen. The local Duck Tim Horton’s was to be shut down and it just so happens that Quack was addicted to Timmies Roll Up the Rim and this would kill him.
The local duck Gang, “Les Conards”, was behind the fall of the Pond’s beloved Tim Hortons. Anneke “le bec”, was the enforcer of Les Conards, with her trusty swimming side kick Raphie ‘le fort’. Brittany “l’incroyable” was the leader. She was the mastermind behind this terrible ploy. She had been pouring mercury into the Timmies coffee. After three Duck Pond citizens had dropped dead, and Quack had begun acting loopy, the Ponds health inspector decided to shut down this Timmies.
Doug and Quack were so sad about Timmies being closed that they held a bake sale to raise money for Tim Horton’s. During the bake sale, Granny Duck came by and told them about Les Conards, and the mercury they had been putting in the coffee. This was heartbreaking for Doug and Quack. So they decided to send they’re …special friend... the pigeon to spy on Les Conards and learn their routine.
So Doug and Quack, from pigeon’s information, learned that Les Conards were actually scared of coffee and that’s why they trying to kill of Tim Horton’s. Because Doug and Quack were pacifist Mennonites studying PACS and Canard Grebel, they decided to take a non-violence approach to the problem and practice public nudity and pluck out all of their feathers as way of protesting. After plucking out all of their feathers, Doug screeched out “FOR FREEDOM!” Les Conards were shocked by this and gave up on their poisoning of Timmies coffee and didn’t know what to do about their fear of coffee. So, Mary Goosebaker-Zehr came to the pond and settled the issue by introducing tea at Tim Horton’s and everyone lived happily ever after.