Alyssa’s Mom’s Lasagna
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“My lasagna brings all the frosh boys to shore,
and they’re like can I have some more?”
-Alyssa
and they’re like can I have some more?”
-Alyssa
Derricious and Not So Derricious Ingredients:
1 Chubby chub of ground beefy beef 1 Bag of that green yucky stuff (my mom calls it spinach) 1 Tub of cabin cheese (500 ML) 1 Package of lazy person lasagna noodles 1 Block of Cinderella cheese (grate her nice and fine) 1 Jar of pasketti sassy sauce A sprinkle of Farmer John cheese (say it real fast) |
How to Cook it Real Good:
1. Fry the beefy beef until there ain’t no pink in it 2. While that’s happening make a spinach sauna (steam it!!!!) 3. When the beef is brown and the spinach is limp mix it all together with the cabin cheese 4. Get out your regular size everything pan, throw it all in and cook for an hour and see what happens ;) (The fancy man’s way: cover the bottom of the pan with a layer of pasketti sauce, lay down noodles, half of the ground beef mixture, more noodles, rest of the ground beef, more noodles, pasketti saucy sauce and CHEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 5. Text mama to see what you’re supposed to be cooking the meal at (she’ll tell you to do it at 350 for 45 minutes covered and 15 minutes uncovered) 6. Eat the derriciousness (but wait a few minutes or else you’ll burn your tongue off) |
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