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Conrad Grebel was a dude.
Conrad Grebel University College is at the University of Waterloo and was named after him.
Grebel has dons.
There is a don named Reid.
What do we read?
Books.
The word books has 5 letters.
There is 1 orange tray at Conrad Grebel.
5 - 1 = 4.
There are 4 letters in the name Mary.
Mary Zoobraker is the President of Grebel.
Mary rhymes with Harry.
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift wrote the song ‘22’.
Karl sings.
Karl also lives at Grebel.
Karl is the frosh rep.
Frosh has 5 letters.
Mac Wallace is 5th place on the foosball ladder.
Mac Wallace drinks water.
There is water in pools.
There are 2 pool tables at Grebel.
Swimming pools.
Grebel has no swimming pools.
Swimming rhymes with winning.
The advanced hockey team did not win.
Adrian Neufield is the captain of the Advanced Hockey team.
The last 3 letters of the name Adrian is IAN.
Ian has 3 letters.
You know what else there are 3 of?
There are 3 christmas trees at Grebel.
Do you know how many sides a Christmas tree has?
3.
There are 3 sides on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
Coinicdence? I think not.
Conrad Grebel is illuminati confirmed.
Conrad Grebel was a dude.
Conrad Grebel University College is at the University of Waterloo and was named after him.
Grebel has dons.
There is a don named Reid.
What do we read?
Books.
The word books has 5 letters.
There is 1 orange tray at Conrad Grebel.
5 - 1 = 4.
There are 4 letters in the name Mary.
Mary Zoobraker is the President of Grebel.
Mary rhymes with Harry.
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift wrote the song ‘22’.
Karl sings.
Karl also lives at Grebel.
Karl is the frosh rep.
Frosh has 5 letters.
Mac Wallace is 5th place on the foosball ladder.
Mac Wallace drinks water.
There is water in pools.
There are 2 pool tables at Grebel.
Swimming pools.
Grebel has no swimming pools.
Swimming rhymes with winning.
The advanced hockey team did not win.
Adrian Neufield is the captain of the Advanced Hockey team.
The last 3 letters of the name Adrian is IAN.
Ian has 3 letters.
You know what else there are 3 of?
There are 3 christmas trees at Grebel.
Do you know how many sides a Christmas tree has?
3.
There are 3 sides on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
Coinicdence? I think not.
Conrad Grebel is illuminati confirmed.