Dear Abby,
I am so depressed that the hottest Grebel frosh boy has chopped off his luscious locks. How do I deal with this new look? I miss his cute hair covered head. -Bald is NOT the new pink. Dear Bald is NOT the new pink, I’ve compiled a list of reasons to explain why being bald ain’t so bad.
Sincerely, Abby |
Dear Abby
HOW WILL I COPE WITHOUT MY SKYBUNKS THIS SUMMER? Sky High Dear Sky High, I have come up with a wide variety of mental exercises to help you cope:
Sincerely, Abby |
Dear Abby: So after I saw the Shtuff Grebelites Don't Say video I've been itching to "pray" with Micah in the prayer room. I just think that he's so cute, especially after he shaved all his hair off. Any tips for heating things up with the prayer room master?
Yours truly, Hot for Baby-Z Dear Hot for Baby-Z I understand you’ve been itching to pray with Micah but let’s hope that if things work out you’re not itching afterwards. Sent from my iPhone, Abby |
Dear Arnold,
I was wondering, are you guys ever going to reveal yourselves to us? Or will you always be anonymous?
- Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...
My boss made it very clear that if I revealed my identity I would never be allowed to bring my llama into work again. I can give you a hint, however:
I’ve got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs in shape, rump shakin’ both ways, make you do a double take kind of body. And curly hair.
Sincerely,
Abby
I was wondering, are you guys ever going to reveal yourselves to us? Or will you always be anonymous?
- Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...
My boss made it very clear that if I revealed my identity I would never be allowed to bring my llama into work again. I can give you a hint, however:
I’ve got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs in shape, rump shakin’ both ways, make you do a double take kind of body. And curly hair.
Sincerely,
Abby
Dear Arnold,
I hear spring terms are nothing but fun. How much truth is there to that and WHY IS IT SO MUCH MORE DARN FUN? -Mild Hedonist Dear Mild Hedonist, It is true that spring terms are filled with fun. Imagine beach volleyball everyday, rain running, and studying in the sun. However, now imagine being locked in the morgue with the sunlight streaming in, knowing it’s perfect weather outside. Imagine lying in your skybunk, sweating without the air conditioning. Imagine the Shads. Need I say more? Cheers, Arnold |
Dear Arnold,
I nap a lot. And waste a lot of time. How can I deal with that during exams?! -Sir Sleeps-A-Lot Dear Sir Sleeps-A-Lot, Let’s first be very clear that no time spent napping was ever wasted. However if you’re truly concerned about wasting time I suggest copious amounts of coffee and a roommate who will yell at you for getting off task. Good Luck With Exams, Arnold |
Dear Arnold,
I was wondering, are you guys ever going to reveal yourselves to us? Or will you always be anonymous?
- Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...
Dear Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...,
In the immortal words of Chanakya: “Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
Sorry to disappoint,
Arnold
I was wondering, are you guys ever going to reveal yourselves to us? Or will you always be anonymous?
- Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...
Dear Iwaspeerpressuredintoasking...,
In the immortal words of Chanakya: “Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
Sorry to disappoint,
Arnold