Up Close and Personal with
Grebel's Most Eligible Bachelor and Bachelorette
You voted for them, and now, we're giving you everything you need to know about the two most eligible Grebelites: Sarah and Nathan. Boldly going where no editors have gone before, we have secured exclusive interviews with the Bachelorette and Bachelor in order to get you the insights, secrets, and useless facts. What can we say? You're welcome.
Grebelspeaks worked hard to secure this exclusive interview with the famed Most Eligible Bachelorette of Grebel, Sarah “Just Try To Forget Me, Just Try It” Marshall. So Gentlemen, if you're looking to find out what makes this girl tick, look no further. This is what she had to say:
GrebelSpeaks: If you ran into your Celebrity Crush on the street, how would you steal his heart? Sarah Marshall: If I ran into my celebrity crush on the street I don’t know what I would do! There’s a pretty high chance I wouldn't even say hi actually, I’d just admire in passing and be really really happy with my day. GS: Describe the most romantic date possible! SM: I think a romantic and fun date would be a moonlight canoe ride on a lake in Muskoka. So cute! GS: When you were a wee young lady, around the age of 5, what did you want to be when you grew up? SM: When I was a wee young lady at the age of 5, I wanted to be a dolphin trainer. I know, but it was my dream. I once went to Sea World and sat in all these empty seats near the front, which turned out to be the splash zone, and we got soaked. But the dolphins were still cool. GS: If you could date any member of One Direction, who would it be? SM: Well if I had to date any of the 1D members it would be Harry Styles. His voice is by far the best and his style is so good. He’s the 1D man you wanna have around! GS: If you could have any song sung to you, what song would it be? Or vice versa, would you sing a cute romantic song for your man? SM: I think a cute romantic song to sing to “my man” or to have sung to me would be “I Won’t Give Up” by Jason Mraz. Let’s face it, It’s a heart melter. GS: Cats or dogs? SM: Dogs. No cats. Ever. Nuff said. GS: How do you feel about a man who’s good with kids? SM: A man who’s good with kids? Be still my beating heart. If a guy isn’t super awkward around a child and doesn’t scare them that’s always a bonus. Ask any girl anywhere. GS: How will you know when you’ve found “The One?” SM: Oh “The One”. You mean that one who is supposedly floating around somewhere out there to be your one and only at the right time? I don’t really believe there is one singular person out there that you are compatible with, who you could spend your life with. I don’t think it’s realistic! But I do believe that when you care about someone enough you can make them “The One” in your life. GS: What was your favourite childhood book? SM: The first favourite book of mine that I remember having would have to be a short little story called Goodnight Moon. It’s a short, simple book that I would have read to me and then I would read it myself every night. Still a cute memory of mine! GS: What can the men of Grebel do to win your heart? SM: Well. If you can have a decent conversation with a girl and have a sense of humour you’re headed in the right direction! |
You’ve seen him in the halls; you’ve seen him on the basketball court; you’ve heard his voice singing sweet songs that haunt your dreams every night. But you want to know more. Ladies of Grebel, look no further. Here are the most personal, juicy, and confusing facts about the man you’re all going crazy over.
GrebelSpeaks: If you ran into your Celebrity Crush on the street, how would you steal her heart? Nathan Henderson: Well, if I ran into a certain Miss Emma Watson on the street, first off I would have to restrain my body’s natural urge to pee my pants when witnessing her incandescent beauty in the flesh. After that, I’d probably make eye contact with her, smile and introduce myself by saying, “My name is Nathan Henderson.” Hopefully I’ll stutter on my first name (as I usually do) and she’ll find that endearing. Hopefully. Then I’ll pull out a comfortable chair and ask her politely if she would sit, as I have something to dedicate to her. If she complies, I’ll start singing All of Me by John Legend to her, staring soulfully into her eyes the whole time. To top it all off, then maybe wink. And pull a Flynn Rider smolder. That should do it. GS: Describe your ideal date NH: I don’t really know… I think a good mixture of doing fun stuff plus just talking. I’d say going out for coffee and then going to do some fun activity, like bowling or something. Now, now, I know bowling may not see like the most fun, but I think it’d be fun! Hopefully my prospective date would as well. GS: Who would you rather have sing the background music for your dates: Bruno Mars or Justin Timberlake? Why? NH: Definitely Justin Timberlake. That man is just straight up sexy. When he hits that falsetto, hearts melt. Plus with the big band that he likes to use, my date and I could be serenaded to by the sounds of trumpets, saxophones and that Timberlake croon. So yeah, JT all day. GS: At the age of 5, what did you want to do with your life? NH: At the age of 5, I was a little bookworm who went to the library everyday after school and headed to the same area in the far corner of the library. Here I indulged myself in reading about Greek mythology and dinosaurs. Because of this, when I was five years old, I wanted to be a paleontologist. I knew what a paleontologist was when I was five. Who knows what that is when they’re five? I couldn't have just been a normal kid and wanted to be a fireman or something, no, Nathan wanted to be paleontologist. But that’s cool I guess. GS: If you could be any member of One Direction, who would you be? NH: Definitely Zayn. Hands down. His name is super cool sounding, he’s part brown, and he has one of the best voices of all of them. I may or may not have once cut my hair to resemble his. ZAYN MALIK CAN I BE YOU. GS: Dogs or cats? NH: Dogs. I’m allergic to cats. So allergic they could kill me if I’m around them for long enough. So yeah. Dogs. GS: What is your favourite flavour of David's Tea? NH: I don’t have much tea, but Chris Ong (my apartment mate) has this tea from there every now and then that smells like hot dogs. I think that’s funny. I’ll go with that hot dog tea. GS: How will you know when you've found "The One"? NH: I don’t believe in “The One,” or at least someone that is absolutely perfect for me in every way. Not that you can just be matched up with anybody and it’ll work, but I think timing has an important part to play in it too. If you meet someone who seems perfect for you, but you’re too busy in school or too involved in other things to really invest in a loving relationship, things often don’t work out as they should. So I don’t think I will ever find that one person that is absolutely perfect for me. I do think that one day I might find someone I care about enough to take the time and resources to invest in. When I really feel the urge and simultaneously have the ability to give my all to someone, I think that’s when I’ll know. But heck, who really knows, these are relationships we’re talking about. GS: What was your favourite childhood book and why? NH: Hopping back on dat bookworm train again. I would go to the local Coles when I was younger and buy $3 abridged versions of classics because 1. They were cheap, and 2. My parents liked cheap. So I absolutely went crazy reading all the classics from Swiss Family Robinson to Around the World in 80 Days, albeit in condensed 200 page versions. So my favourite childhood book I’d have to say is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne. It’s full of fun science fiction stuff like an underwater kingdom, a crazy submarine captain, and giant squid. So much awesome! GS: What can the women of Grebel do to win your heart? NH: Um. Well. I may or may not have already told some people this, but there are two things that really get to me. In a really good way. The first is that head massager thing that has a handle with a bunch of spidery looking “legs.” It may sound weird but that head massager feels SO GOOD. I am completely incapacitated once that head massager hits my scalp. Also, there is this hand cream from Bath and Body Works, called Black Raspberry Vanilla. I don’t even know why, but the scent of that cream is intoxicatingly delicious, and I can smell it anywhere. If you wear it, I may end up standing as close to you as is socially acceptable. With this combination, I don’t want to say you've completely won my heart, but you’re pretty darn close. |