A Match Made in Heaven
~ Anonymous ~
There once was a student named Juan Pablo,
He didn't want to go to class though, So he stood on his head And laid in his bed And became a couch potato. His future was great by far, Not in the least bit sub-par, It changed from lying in bed To running instead, And he became a soccer star. But it wasn't good enough, He was kind of lonely and stuff. So he looked for a wife, For a happier life, On The Bachelor - that's no guff! Then Juan Pablo got married, You needn't be wary, For his one true love Is pure as a dove - He's really hairy - it's Perry! |