The Adventures of Hathan Nenderson
Valentine’s Day Special Issue
It was a blustery day in Babesville and as Hathan admired his flawlessly formed body an alarming thought passed through his mind: it was Valentine’s Day and he did not have a date to match his perfect self. This was a problem that Hathan ran into frequently as there were very few of the ladies that could compare to his aura of radiant beauty. However, this predicament was always remedied as Hathan was a master of persuading ladies no matter the situation. Hathan always found that one of the best places to pick up ladies was at the gym where his magnificent bod was best put on display for everyone.
Hathan walked to the gym, his manliness preventing him from feeling the wind and the cold. He walked in and the gym fell silent. The light hit his face as he entered the gym, dripping snow, the sheen only intensifying his beauty. Hathan wasted no time and got to work, wooing the ladies of the gym. His pecs were like mountains towering over a landscape with a grid of canyons on it, each of his muscles perfectly defined by his clinging, wet shirt. This was all Hathan needed to get the ladies to come to him, but seal the deal he used his unmatchable charm. As the ladies flocked to him, he whipped out his sexy voice. Immediately, all the ladies that had flocked to him melted on to the floor talking about his great bod to voice ratio, all but one that is. One lady had not come to Hathan, she had continued with what she was doing and resisted his great masculine charm, and this was a lady that he simply had to woo. It was just the type of lady he was looking for this Valentine’s Day. He walked over to her and dug deep into his wisdom of wooing. On this Valentine’s Day he relied on his chivalry. He brought her Gatorade and held her towel for her, helped her from machines and held doors for her. Hathan attended to her every need while she wandered the gym. In the end, it all paid off and he had the opportunity to ask her to the local Valentine’s dance. Having been thoroughly impressed with his kindness and generosity at the gym, she agreed. Hathan had successfully scored a hot date for Valentine’s Day. Just goes to show, playing hard to get gets you the hottest guys.
Hathan walked to the gym, his manliness preventing him from feeling the wind and the cold. He walked in and the gym fell silent. The light hit his face as he entered the gym, dripping snow, the sheen only intensifying his beauty. Hathan wasted no time and got to work, wooing the ladies of the gym. His pecs were like mountains towering over a landscape with a grid of canyons on it, each of his muscles perfectly defined by his clinging, wet shirt. This was all Hathan needed to get the ladies to come to him, but seal the deal he used his unmatchable charm. As the ladies flocked to him, he whipped out his sexy voice. Immediately, all the ladies that had flocked to him melted on to the floor talking about his great bod to voice ratio, all but one that is. One lady had not come to Hathan, she had continued with what she was doing and resisted his great masculine charm, and this was a lady that he simply had to woo. It was just the type of lady he was looking for this Valentine’s Day. He walked over to her and dug deep into his wisdom of wooing. On this Valentine’s Day he relied on his chivalry. He brought her Gatorade and held her towel for her, helped her from machines and held doors for her. Hathan attended to her every need while she wandered the gym. In the end, it all paid off and he had the opportunity to ask her to the local Valentine’s dance. Having been thoroughly impressed with his kindness and generosity at the gym, she agreed. Hathan had successfully scored a hot date for Valentine’s Day. Just goes to show, playing hard to get gets you the hottest guys.
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