Let’s be honest ladies, the Grebel boys are a little slow to show interest in those of the opposite sex. But are they? Maybe you have been oblivious to his subtle hints confessing his affection. According to extensive scientific experiments (resulting in an 80% increase in courtship), a group of Grebelites have concluded that if a male has made contact with you in two or more of these ways, he is interested in you in a romantic fashion.
1. Shared a hymnal at Chapel
2. Chose to sit at your table when there was an empty seat at the table next to your 3. Asked to put his bowl on your tray during breakfast 4. Came to the 4th floor. 5. Prolonged eye contact 6. Said “hi” with your name while passing in the hall 7. Went to your intramural game 8. Played the Mennonite game to check that you weren’t related 9. Asked to be your blitz partner |
10. Left you the orange tray
11. Knows your program (if not in the same program) 12. Invited you to the prayer room 13. Left the table at the same time as you 14. Tried to help you with homework, even though he’s in arts 15. Sits on the same couch as you while watching a movie 16. Came to social committee with you 17. Likes your profile picture 18. Pulls a prank on you |